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Торговец пушками

Торговец пушками - Хью Лори

Мужчины хотят секса с женщиной. Затем они хотят секса с другой женщиной. Затем – с третьей. А затем они хотят кукурузных хлопьев и немного поспать, после чего опять хотят секса, теперь уже с четвертой женщиной, а потом с пятой, и так пока не умрут. Женщины же… – Тут я подумал, что, описывая противоположный пол, стоит быть поосторожнее в формулировках. – Женщины хотят отношений. Возможно, они их никогда не получат, или все же получат, но прежде им придется переспать со множеством мужчин, но у них есть цель. У мужчин же цели нет. Настоящих целей. Поэтому они придумывают искусственные и расставляют их по разные стороны большой поляны. А потом придумывают футбол. Или лезут в драку, или стараются разбогатеть, или начинают воевать, или находят себе еще целую кучу всяких идиотских занятий, лишь бы хоть как-то компенсировать отсутствие цели.